"I am convinced that attitude is the key to success or failure in almost any of life's endeavors. Your attitude, your perspective, your outlook, how you feel about yourself, how you feel about other people, determines your priorities, your actions, your values. Your attitude determines how you interact with other people and how you interact with yourself." 

- Carolyn Warner

I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and radio.

- Rodney Dangerfield